• Me: Hey dad, can you go out and get me some food to eat? Something healthy, like a salad from Trader Joe's. But without the dressing! Kay thanks love you.
  • Dad: *comes home with 3 snack wraps, 20 piece mcnuggets, 2 large fries and a large pepsi*
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me: Okay that works too.
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Came home to a giant ass spider chilling right in the middle of my ceiling.

ohsnapitsjen:
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ringdingdongable:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks
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  • porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
  • fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
  • porn site:
  • fifteen year old:
  • cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
  • fifteen year old: *starts crying*
  • cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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